Articulated Pig Fidget Toy: Clarkson's Farm Inspired Desk Pet

URGENT APPEAL: THIS PIG NEEDS YOU! Have you ever looked at a pig and thought, "That's an animal of distinguished taste and vital importance"? Well, you're looking at one. This is Richard Ham the Fluffer, and his story is one of tragedy, comedy, and mud. Lots of mud. Here at Diddly Squat (inspired) Rescue, we’ve managed to liberate this little legend from a future that looked suspiciously like a breakfast bap. Jeremy, in his infinite wisdom, failed to see Richard's true calling. He’s not just any pig; he's a "Fluffer." His job? To wander about, looking important, getting into scrapes, and generally making the other, less charismatic farm animals look better. A vital role, you'll agree. Now, he needs a new sty. A new purpose. He's been declared "useless" (the cheek!) and is on a one-way trip to the butcher. We can't let that happen. Not to Richard. Adopt Richard Ham today and save him from becoming a pack of crisps. He promises to be the perfect desk companion, an excellent fidget toy during stressful Zoom calls, and a constant, hilarious reminder of the organised chaos of our favourite Cotswolds farm. What you get: One (1) Richard Ham the Fluffer, saved from a terrible fate. A fully articulated body and legs, perfect for posing in dramatic, life-saving scenarios on your desk. Authentic-looking "muddy" splotches. He’s a pig, after all. He’s not afraid of a bit of dirt. The eternal gratitude of a small, plastic pig. Help us in our mission. Give this pig a home. You’d be a clot not to. key ring Disclaimer: This is a fan-made tribute item inspired by the shenanigans on Clarkson's Farm. It is not official merchandise. All rights belong to their respective owners. Highlights Handmade Item Dispatches from a small business in the United Kingdom Materials: PLA (Biodegradable, durable 3D printed plastic) A perfect, humorous gift for any Clarkson's Farm or The Grand Tour fan. Articulated fidget toy helps with focus and stress relief. Unique desk pet and conversation starter. Details: Materials: 3D Printed PLA Dimensions: (Seller: You'll want to measure this!) Approx. Length: X cm, Width: Y cm, Height: Z cm. Care Instructions: While Richard is a hardy fellow, he's not indestructible. Please handle with care and avoid dropping him from a great height (even if you've had a brilliant idea). Wipe clean with a damp cloth if he gets actually muddy. Not suitable for very young children due to small parts.